i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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