And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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