If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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