then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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