OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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