i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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