Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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