I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Acid is not a monday night drug
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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