Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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