I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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