I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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