should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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