Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
We are all done wearing pants today
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