I didn't shave. On purpose
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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