i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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