I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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