Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
dude i'm inner monologue high
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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