2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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