He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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