Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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