i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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