Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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