check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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