I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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