I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
What a dumb baby whore.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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