Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Randomize
