i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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