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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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