Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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