You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
