I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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