It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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