Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
