Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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