Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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