why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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