69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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