anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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