Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I love you. Go after that dick
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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