we're blogging at a bar
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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