At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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