he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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