so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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