Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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