it hurts more in the daytime
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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