I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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