3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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