just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I still have a little drunk in my system
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Randomize
