i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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