If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
