why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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