dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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