Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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