He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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